El Dia Del Mustache

To our female friends of El Dia del Mustache:

We don’t want you to make you feel left out. So, come March 8, why not try a fake mustache? It won’t make you eligible for any competitive categories, but at least you’ll look and feel more natural drinking out of a those 16 oz. cans of Schaefer that have become so synonymous with our event. Just follow these simple instructions from a Halloween how-to video we dug up on the old YouTube. Look how thrilled our heroine looks as her faux facial hair is applied!

NOTE: To any men thinking of wearing a fake ‘tache to El Dia — think again. Let’s keep it on the up and up, fellas.

Cheers.

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