El Dia Del Mustache

Formally Announcing El Dia Del Mustache 7

NEW LOCATION FOR 2009!

Hear ye, hear ye.Has the daily grind left ye battered and broken? Is the current economic downturn shattering your spirit as well as your savings? Well, there’s only one cure for what ails you, and that’s a mustache.

On March 28th, 2009 @ 3PM, bring your finest face follicles (no beards, goatees or fu-manchus) on down to Port 41 - the scummiest bar New York City has ever known, and the only place suitable for hosting the Greatest Show on Earth. We’re, of course, referring to El Dia Del Mustache 7. As you veterans well know, the last four El Dias have been held at No Idea bar on 21st street. But frankly, friends, our little soiree has outgrown the place. In search of a worthy replacement, your El Dia board members launched an exhaustive search across the isle of Manhattan. It was a search filled with many highs and lows, and it doesn’t get any lower than Port 41. This dump is a wart on the assneck of humanity. It’s everything we could ever ask for and more…

Cheap tall boys? Check.

Free hot dogs? Check.

Buckhunter? Check.

Bartenders in bikinis? Check.

A giant Hippopotamus head on the wall? Check.

Homeless ne’er-do-wells lurking in corners and sleeping in booths? You bet.

People, this bar is an authentic Hell’s Kitchen dive — Rudy’s is like the Waldorf Astoria compared to Port 41. But don’t take our word for it. Come see for yourself on Saturday, March 28, 2008. While you’re there, compete for prizes, buy a t-shirt for charity and bask in the company of like-minded souls. Most importantly, INVITE EVERYONE YOU KNOW!

WHAT:
El Dia del Mustache 7

WHEN:
Saturday March 28, 2009

WHERE:
Port 41
355 W 41st St
(btw 8th & 9th Aves)
New York, NY 10036

See here for official mustache growing rules.

Sincerely,
 The Board.

 

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