El Dia Del Mustache

Many moons ago, the five us dreamed up the glorious event that you have been reading about and that you have hopefully attended. But, we are not kings amongst men. Our mustaches are merely the vessels by which a modern reawakening of manliness was born. Our brotherhood exists solely to stoke the flame of masculinity that resides within us all, but which has been dimmed by forces beyond our control: the forces that say it isn't cool to wear a mustache to the office or on a date. We'd like to take this opportunity to thank everyone that flies in the face of what is considered good taste and attends the event every year. You are El Dia Del Mustache.